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releasethemurderbirds:

releasethemurderbirds:

My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” for the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.

“What’s this, what’s this?

There’s products everywhere.

What’s this?

I think it goes in hair.”

(via thnk-fr-th-mmrs)

princess-abiogenesis:

wheremythoughtsare:

Do not ground your child because you caught them putting a cigarette flame to their wrist.

Do not discipline your child because they have cuts on their thighs.

Do not threaten to put your child in a mental institution because their only escape is self-harm.

Do not teach your children that if they open up to you about the scars on their bodies, the only thing they will get in return is punishment.

Someone finally said it

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redgrieve:

fluttertree42:

why do people have quiet respectful funerals when i die i want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while blasting “thanks for the memories” by fall out boy

jesus god almighty

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cryptaniac:

bananneli:

I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone.

or: “I’m having a bad mental health day and need to be on my own for a while so please don’t be mad if I cancel our plans on short notice.”

(Source: b-n-nn-li, via thnk-fr-th-mmrs)

pearlybites:

felixdawkins:

"If you haven’t heard of the Bechdel Test, it’s a test of gender representation in the media. It has three criteria: a) there must be at least two women, who b) talk to each other, c) about something other than a man. Only half of all movies pass this test, most often because the female characters never talk to each other; they are defined by their relationships with men. By contrast, female characters and their relationships with each other are so central to the story of Orphan Black that [it] not only passes the Bechdel Test, but fails the reverse of the [it]." (x)

This is not a fandom blog but Orphan Black has a special place in my heart so it deserves a place on my blog. I literally wake up in the morning and think about this show. I’m like worried about the characters and when I’m not worrying, I’m drooling over the fact that the majority of the cast is actually just one actress who never sleeps and just manipulates herself into all these complex and diverse characters and I haven’t used punctuation at all in this post because I’m gushing love like a bathtub faucet goodnight.

lindsaylohoean:

relahvant:

I sometimes wish I was really famous but then I remember I’d have to be a role model and I’m always really really inappropriate at the wrong times so probably best I stay irrelevant to the world

you mean irrelahvant ://

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